It puts ham in the udon soup because fuck you.
Imagine your icon hitting on your friend’s icon.
No. My icon is a fucking maniac and he’d literally burn everyone in an attempt to show them he is, “burning for them.”
#tf2 pyro problemsinfinity sword/Bonsh Borasco confirmed
Vasily’d hit anything.
other girls: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me:／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) ∧∧ ） ヽ
/ ｜ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/ ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／
丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/
`ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーﾉ
丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
／｀ヽ _/ 十∨
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ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed
Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.
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darknephilim replied to your post: Help me name my iPhone! He’s a black 4 model, and…
Akbal, “Night” on the Mayan calendar I think. Also if you’ve played Corruption Of Champions, a pretty amusing name as well.
Ooooh! That sounds really sexy eve
Help me name my iPhone! He’s a black 4 model, and he needs a cool, tough name!
darknephilim asked: How about you Lo, what are the Lo fetishes??? u v u
I like biting. Not like the kind of aggressive vampire biting but more of a hard, affirmative bite. If it draws blood, it draws blood, but that’s not the purpose of the bite.
I also like very tall, dark and muscular guys. (Shock!) I have a hard time at my gym sometimes because buff black dudes walk around in muscle shirts and I’m like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.
I like having my thighs rubbed, but I’m also ticklish there so it gets silly fast.
I also like a little hair pulling.
I like being pressed up against things. Like a wall or a dresser or another body…
hm, those are all I can think of right now! But there are lots.
It’s really weird to see a friend’s stuff on other people’s blogs.
You’re like “I KNOW THAT PERSON. THAT’S MY FRIEND. I AM GLAD YOU LIKE MY FRIENDS’ THINGS”
